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Upload the resume you actually send
No long questionnaire and no generic career quiz. Start with the document recruiters are judging.
Resume feedback, without the fluff
Find out why your resume gets ghosted.
Upload your resume for a blunt, meme-style video roast that exposes the details costing you callbacks—then fix them with a targeted rewrite.
Free roast. No invented interview guarantees. Upgrade only if you want the rewrite.
Roast preview
“Managed projects” tells a recruiter almost nothing.
What to expect
Direct by design. Honest by default.
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Specific callouts
Feedback points to the exact wording, structure, and signals weakening your resume.
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Private until you share
The roast is made for you. Posting the funniest moment is always your decision.
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No fake promises
A sharper resume can improve your odds, but nobody can truthfully promise a callback. We will never pretend otherwise.
From rejection fog to clear edits
Three steps. Zero career-coach clichés.
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Watch the callback killers get called out
Your roast uses AI voice and on-screen annotations to flag vague bullets, buried impact, clutter, and weak positioning.
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Turn the roast into a stronger draft
Choose the rewrite when you want actionable edits—not another list of tips you have to decode alone.
Simple pricing
Hear the truth free. Pay for the fix.
Start with the insight you need. Upgrade once—no subscription—when you want Roastfolio to apply it.
The Roast
$0
For seeing exactly what is hurting your first impression.
- One resume upload
- AI roast video
- On-screen issue callouts
Complete fix
Roast + Rewrite
$29
one-time
For turning every useful callout into a cleaner, stronger resume draft.
- Everything in The Roast
- Rewritten summary and bullets
- Stronger impact language
- Editable final draft
Questions before you upload?
Your resume is already being judged
You might as well hear the verdict.
Get the blunt version now, so the next recruiter sees the stronger version later.
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